To bring you up to date, I'm on my way to Judy's house because she is slaughtering rodents!!!
Her 5 little guard dogs immediately recognized my Alpha aura and backed off.
(Just look at that face. Ya gotta love it-Joyce) |
I followed the peanut butter lures and found yet another little friend in the trap. Using my wand, I transformed the poor mousie into a beautiful royal blue toy mouse.
PS: Roada F. Tripp will be back soon.
I changed all the other mice to toy mice and teleported them to my home, where Beth’s “kittens” were to keep them entertained for the rest of their little stuffed lives.
Then I destroyed all the traps and announced that if Judy would immediately stop this rodenticide, she could continue to travel with me. She agreed only after I poked her ankle severely with my wand (multiple times—Judy is sooooo stubborn).
That's my story.
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